of Lindsey caramelizing the top.
Sunday, December 30, 2007
of Lindsey caramelizing the top.
Tuesday, December 25, 2007
Sunday, December 16, 2007
Maddie, the Amazing Barking Dog's Christmas Do
Maddie, the Amazing Barking Dog is as quiet as a church mouse on the car ride to the groomer's, but she barks her fool head off on the way home and bites at passing cars and trucks. There was a big puddle in the driveway at Champs and Tramps, so when I picked her up, I thought I'd better carry her to the Jeep to keep her from getting muddy, because, after all, I just paid fifty dollars to have her looking so spiffy. I took my dark coat off and put it in the back seat, so I wouldn't get dog hair all over me. I deposited her into the passenger side and started down the road, and what did she do? That's right. She jumped into the backseat on top of my coat and wallered it around. I was driving with one hand and flailing around trying to get my coat out from under her. Well, here she is, and doesn't she look nice? It took about twenty sheets off the lint-roller to get the hair off my coat.
Nothing spices up the holiday season like a colonoscopy. So, I had one. Bob went with me and was very helpful. He had his eye on the safety-step socks they give to patients - you know, the ones with the no-skid paw prints on the bottom. I told him he could have them. They will not let you leave the Heart Center until you pass some gas. Bob was a real cheerleader in that area. Actually, I didn't want to leave at all, but I didn't know how long you were allowed to just lay there and I didn't want to look like a weenie, so I let them wheel me out to the parking lot. (Sorry, no photos)
Landon and his dad. Don't cry. The team won!
(actually, he's probably distressed just thinking about poor Aunt Lou's colonoscopy)
This past weekend, I made gingerbread men to give to the ladies (and gentleman) in my YMCA step-aerobic's class. I put a hole through the head and attached a gold cord so it can be used as an ornament. I usually just make my gingies straddle the banister garland, as pictured here.
Gingerbread Men
1 cup unsalted butter
3/4 cup firmly packed brown sugar
1/2 cup granulated sugar
1/3 cup molasses
3/4 cup dark corn syrup
2 teaspoons vanilla
3 large eggs
8 1/2 cups flour
1 tablespoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon ground cloves
1 teaspoon ginger
1 teaspoon orange extract
1/2 teaspoon ground allspice
1/8 teaspoon ground black pepper
For the gingerbread men, I make a paper pattern and then just cut around it with a knife. Use a straw for the eyes and buttons. After you bake them you paint the eyes and heart and then cover with Modge Podge to seal.
Bob, Rob, Maddie, and me as internet elves. Rob is a little blurry here, but I'm sure he won't mind at all.
Sports Illustrated Sportsman of the Year? That's right,
Brett Favre!
Ummm-hmmm
Sunday, December 2, 2007
BOOK BABES
Sunday, November 25, 2007
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon vanilla
Sunday, November 18, 2007
Absolutely no subbing at all this week. I filled in for Sally at the park department while she was on vacation. Bob was on the west coast again until Thursday and then he and Rob and a friend of Rob's left for a weekend duck hunting trip in Stuttgart, Arkansas, the MECCA of duck hunting.
The weekend was again, kind of clunky. I was trying to load groceries in a rainy/snowy Wal-mart parking lot and my hood was pulled over my head and I couldn't see that the liftgate on the Jeep was not raising up as I thought it was and, anyway, I almost knocked myself out on the liftgate and I have a small lump above my left eye. And, when Bob applied online for Arkansas hunting licenses, he typed in Rob's birth date as 1889, making him 118 years old. They were 2 hours in some Arkansas Wal-Mart trying to get that straightened out, and Saturday morning they didn't even get a chance to fire their guns. Maybe some planet is in retrograde motion, wreaking havoc on our weekend.........or, maybe we just need to pay closer attention to what we're doing...and stay out of Wal-mart's.
There are no new pictures because thoughtless hunters took both cameras to the MECCA of duck hunting, so, for you Landon watchers, here he is in his formal nine month photograph with Stella. It could only be better if the dog was wearing a sweater with a boy on it.
It's Thanksgiving week and I've spent some time this afternoon making a shopping list. Brent and Lindsey will come and Nick and Stormy, and maybe, Lori and family. We'll have all the fixins and some Packer football and then we'll ready ourselves for BLACK FRIDAY!!!!!!!!
Here's how it will go. We'll get up at 3:00 am and we'll load all the store fliers in the back seat and drive to Fort Wayne. Initially there will be some mumbling about how stupid this is, but it will subside as the shoppers start to get into the spirit of the morning. At Starbuck's we'll get peppermint mocha's and then we'll plan our attack.
I think it's important to have a code of conduct or a set of rules to adhere to on this very special shopping day. So here's what I will and will not do:
On Black Friday I WILL NOT:
1. Push or shove
2. Scratch
3. Use profanity
4. Issue threats
However, I WILL:
1. Run
2. Bob and weave (if necessary)
3. Use shopping companions to create a diversion away from doorbuster items.
4. Act stupid and helpless to get what I want. (sometimes this is not acting) This works well with men at H.H. Gregg and Best Buy - you might even get them to lug some heavy stuff to your place in line, but don't even bother trying it at JC Penney, Macy's or Target because you'd be wasting your time. In fact, it's best not to show weakness at these locations, as any sign of vulnerability is like a drop of blood in shark-infested waters.
No Sunday night candlelight supper this week. I did have dinner at Nick and Stormy's on Saturday night. Shane and Krissy were also guests. We were served a delcious chicken Marsala, and we had a great time.
Illinois Corn Sausage Chowder is a family favorite. I still have the original recipe on a limp, grease-soaked, folded-up magazine page torn out of a 1988 issue of Midwest Living. I entered this chowder in a cooking contest that the Effingham Daily News sponsored many years ago and won second place in the soups and salads category. I think I got twenty-five bucks. Here it is. Enjoy
Prize-Winning Illinois Corn-Sausage Chowder
1 pound bulk pork sausage
1 cup coarsely chopped onion
4 cups 1/2-inch cubes peeled potato
1 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon dried marjoram, crushed
1/8 teaspoon freshly ground pepper
2 cups water
1 17-ounce can cream-style corn
1 17-ounce can whole kernel corn, drained
1 12-ounce can evaporated milk
In a Dutch oven or kettle, cook the sausage and onion until sausage is brown and onion is tender; drain on paper towels. Return sausage and onion to the kettle with potato, salt, marjoram, pepper, and water. Bring to boiling; reduce heat and simmer just till potato is tender, about 15 minutes. Add cream-corn and whole kernel-corn and milk. Heat through
Sunday, November 11, 2007
Week in Review
I subbed all week - mornings in kindergarten and afternoons at the middle school with fifteen minutes to get from one school to the other. The kindergarten crowd was the same one mentioned in an earlier post - the one that doubts my competency. Those kids even questioned the way I put stickers up on a chart. Hmmmm - It just didn't look quite right to them.
Bob's dad is in the hospital in St. Louis, and he spent most of the week there. Stormy and Nick put their house on the market because they are moving to Philadelphia.
Elections
This past week local elections were held. This got me to thinking back, again, to my childhood and my days as a student at Funkhouser Grade School. If you went to Funkhouser, you either rode Nobe's bus or Joe's bus. I don't know what they did on Nobe's bus, but on Joe's bus we would engage in sparkling political debate - maybe not sparkling, exactly, more like republicans would sit on one side of the bus and democrats, the other. We didn't really debate issues, we mostly just shouted back and forth across the aisle that we were best, and our side was right. (kinda like real politics in Washington).
Our debates weren't always about politics. Sometimes they would be about which kind of tractor was superior. John Deere people were on one side, Farmall, International, and everybody else on the other - again, shouting about which tractor was best. I can still hear this one kid enthusiastically chiming in "Allis Chalmers" at periodic intervals. ( You know, when I think about it, I believe the republicans owned all the John Deere's).
Our bus route wound around in the country and went past a gravel road that led back into the woods to the Jackson Township Hall. I voted there for the first time in 1976. It was also a popular place to park.
One night, I was in bed and looking out my window, doing my nightly UFO check, and I saw a man walking up our driveway. I alerted the authorities who checked it out. It was my cousin. He had been parking at the town hall with his girlfriend and was out of gas. He had walked the three or four miles to our house and had been chased by somebody's dog and everything.
All I could think about was his poor girlfriend and how I wouldn't want some guy to go off and leave me alone in the car in those woods at night. I would rather be chased by the dog.
No Sunday Supper this Week
With Bob away again, there was no candlelight supper tonight. For those of you who knew that I was trying out the recipe for the 7 cheese macaroni and cheese, I have to report that it was a bit disappointing. The recipe called for about 12 cups of 7 different cheeses, a dozen eggs, and six cups of half and half. I made it, but I was not impressed.
I will share with you my recipe for meatballs. Like the carrot cake, this recipe came from my friend, Jana. I have shared it with many Hoosiers over the years, and I have to say that I think because of this meatball recipe, Indiana is a better place to live, (seriously) so here it is, along with some pics from Lindsey and Brent's wedding this summer.
The families
Rob and Candace before the wedding and the beautiful bride
The Best Meatballs on the Face of the EARTH..earth...earth
3 lbs ground beef
1 cup milk
1 teaspoon salt
1 tablespoon dried onion flakes
1 teaspoon pepper
2 cups oats
2 eggs
1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce
1/2 teaspoon garlic salt
1/2 teaspoon chili powder
Sauce:
3 cups brown sugar
2 cups ketchup
1 teaspoon prepared mustard
1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon chili powder
Mix ingredients for meatballs. Roll into balls and place in a baking dish. Prepare sauce and pour over the meatballs. Bake for about 1 hour at 350 degrees. Yummy!
If it weren't for Brett Favre, this would have been one clunky weekend.
Thanks Brett!
Sunday, November 4, 2007
Week in Review
Fall Break and Halloween this week. Pictured here is the adorable Landon and his dog, Stella, as dinosaurs.
Boo at the School
On Tuesday night we hosted a 19th century Halloween party at the one room schoolhouse. Because of a public relations error, we ended up having more than the 25 kids we were planning for. It turned out okay, I think. This picture might make one think otherwise. Well, mostly because it looks like this ghost has something tied around its neck and, of course, the Danger Electric Fence sign. (I'm told that it's just a little buzz, truly, but I've never actually tried it out) And then there is that open bucket of lard on the ground beside the ghost. And there were many lighted candles and jack o' lanterns and lots of cars driving by at high rates of speed. Oh, and about thirty minutes after this picture was taken a Pit Bull and a Rottweiler from the next farm came over and stuck their heads through the fence and barked at us. But other than that it was perfectly fine, and safe. (nervous laughter)
Sunday Candlelight Supper
Finally, we got our neighbors, Rick and Cathy, here for dinner. We served them the chick buns, carrot souffle, asparagus, and rosemary garlic potatoes. (I know - enough with the chick buns already. Next week - something different) I baked two pies, a pumpkin and a pecan. We ate our pie during half-time of the Patriots/Colts game. Sheesh. Now we're going to have to keep hearing about how woooonnderfuuul those Patriots are. Cathy also brought over a cheesy salsa dip to enjoy during the game. We were stuffed.
Cathy is an accountant, but she's a fun accountant. Once, she and I and our children toilet papered her sister's family who used to live across the road. They never suspected us. Rick and Cathy have been to the David Letterman show three times and Rick always manages to get them on camera. The last time they were there, Rick stumped the band with a song called "Hoosier Boy's State." And because he used to be a state policeman, Dave asked him to pat him down. And he did. Rick was also a contestant on The Weakest Link. He got all his questions right, so when they got down toward the end, the other contestants gave him the boot so they wouldn't have to compete against him in the final round. He's also trying to get on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire. I'm hoping he'll ask me to be a phone friend.
The recipe for the week is for the Rosemary Garlic Potatoes. They're great because, well they're tasty, and you can prepare them on top of the stove, so...more oven space.
Rosemary Garlic Potatoes
3 tablespoons olive or vegetable oil
10 small red potatoes, quartered
1 tablespoon chopped fresh rosemary leaves
(or substitute 1 teaspoon dried rosemary leaves)
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon coarsely ground pepper
1/2 teaspoon finely chopped fresh garlic
In a ten inch skillet, heat oil; stir in remaining ingredients. Cook over medium heat, stirring occasionally, until crisply-tender (30-35 minutes)
How about that Brett Favre?
I don't want to hear about those Patriots!
Sunday, October 28, 2007
Sunday, October 21, 2007
Sunday, October 14, 2007
I did a lot of subbing this week - 3rd grade and middle school health. I went to my Common Grace meeting on Monday night. We're planning our annual fundraiser, "The Love Walk." I was asked to contact our local bagpiper to see if he would lead the Walk. He's going to. That should add some zest to the event. We constructed our pumpkin topiaries this week. I'm posting a picture of one of them. Bob made two trips to Wisconsin. Duck hunting season opened on Saturday. yippee.
Memories of Trick or Treat
Living on Diamond Street for 8 years almost made me lose my fondness for Trick or Treat. There used to be so many Trick or Treaters at our house, I couldn't even go inside. I just stood out on the porch and handed out candy until I ran out, and I always ran out. Diamond Street is one of those "dump your kids out here" Trick or Treat streets. I'm talking 300 plus kids and assorted other characters every year.
Back when I was tricking and treating in the early to mid 1960's, things were sure different. We didn't go to a house unless we knew the people who lived there, and because we lived in the country, we had to be driven around. Our trick or treat bags were grocery sacks, and the candy wasn't just handed out at the door. Oh, no. We had to go inside and work for it.
First, they would make a big production out of guessing who we were. Then they quizzed us about how we were doing in school - wanted to know recent test scores- wanted to know if we were being nice to each other and not fighting and what-not. My Great Uncle Press and Aunt Blanche liked to hear us sing a church hymn before they handed out the goodies. Our mom's father lived at the end of a road, and the only light in his house at night came from the TV. We would fumble our way up to his door (this was extra tricky the year my brother Jeff and I were a three-legged monster) hoping he might have some caramels or some of those peppermints with the x's on them in his refrigerator. (we also hoped he'd leave the refrigerator door open long enough to help us get back out to the car) Our dad's mother would make us come in and visit. She'd throw loose handfuls of of stuff into our grocery sacks - popcorn, apples, candy corn, fried egg sandwiches. She'd break open a jar of canned strawberries for us to enjoy. Our grandma canned everything. Have you ever eaten canned strawberries? Believe me they're no Treat.
Where we lived, Trick or Treat lasted longer than two hours. You might receive callers for two or three nights. You just left your porch light on if you were open for business. One night, around nine o'clock we opened our door and there were two big people dressed in gorilla suits. They didn't speak. They weren't collecting candy. They were handing it out. Did we eat the candy? OF COURSE WE DID. Maybe our parents knew who they were. I don't know. But I do know that two people could not go door to door distributing candy in 2007. We would never open our doors to gorillas. We'd be terrified. We'd call the police. When Bob dresses up as Santa I always say to him, "Bob, do not go into the bank in that costume - not even the drive up. You'll scare the bank people and they'll call the police."
Nosiree. Trick or Treat isn't what it used to be. The days of canned strawberries and opening your door to gorillas are gone forever.
Sunday Supper
Nick and Stormy came to supper on Sunday . We've decided to call them candlelight suppers, like Hyacinth Bucket (pronounced bouquet) always talks about having on the British comedy Keeping Up Appearances. We served Chick Buns (chicken bundles) asparagus, rosemary and garlic potatoes, carrot souffle, and apple pie.
The carrot souffle was served at Lindsey and Brent's wedding reception by Thomas Caterers of Distinction in Indianapolis. They did a wonderful job and the food was delicious. I got this recipe from their own web site.
Carrot Souffle
1 pound carrots
4 ounces butter
3 eggs
1/2 cup sugar
3 tablespoons flour
1 teaspoon baking powder
1 teaspoon vanilla
salt, to taste
Peel carrots. Cook in salted water until well-done. Drain well.
Melt butter. In a blender put eggs butter, sugar, flour, baking soda and vanilla. Blend well. Add carrots. Blend until mixture resembles a milkshake.
Bake in a greased glass dish at 275 degrees for 45 minutes or until just firm.
Yay! The Pack is back! Hearts keep winning.