After that, we headed south, down Interstate 57 to Effingham, Illinois. Here I am standing in front of Funkhouser Grade School - "Little Schoolhouse with Three Baseball Diamonds on the Prairie." Only three classrooms too. This is a song that we wrote about our school when we were in the fifth grade. It's sung to the tune of "Way Down Upon the Swanee River"
"Way down the road to Old Funkhouser
School of our dreams.
There we work and study, playing never
At least that's the way it seems.
All the day is gay and happy
We love and mind each rule.
And if, to you we seem a wee bit sappy
The reason is the Funkhouser School."
We went by my old house and the house that Bob and I lived in right after we got married. We stopped by and visited briefly with Bob and Darlene and then we took Maw-Maw out to dinner at Tuscany. We spent the night with Maw-Maw and on Sunday afternoon, we met Lindsey at a spa in Carmel and got pedicures. Then we drove back to Kendallville.
Stormy's favorite Mother Ferguson saying:
"We came here for a treat and we got a treatment!"
My favorite Maw-Maw saying:
"Who do you think you are, Joey Chitwood?" (she said this when we drove too fast)
The Book Babes hosted a farewell dinner for Stormy on Wednesday night. I'm not going to say where we ate or what we ate, but I will say this: Never, ever, make the mistake of patting a large, loud, man (with workman's cleavage) on the arm when you go over to apologize sweetly and retrieve the wine stopper that went flying over to his table because you were spinning a bottle of Pinot Grigio in ice to get it cold because the establishment served you warm Pinot Grigio. Never do that.
From the Archives: Lindsey as the flower girl with Cody, the ring bearer, and Amy, who married my cousin Richard in 1986. Lindsey really kicked up her heels at the reception. My, how she danced!
"In the future, could you look like someone who enjoys his own gardening but could afford a gardener if he wanted to?"
Hyacinth to Richard
Recipe of the Week:
Chocolate Caramel Pecan Cheesecake
2 cups vanilla wafer crumbs
6 tablespoons melted butter
Combine crumbs and butter and press into bottom of a 9 inch springform pan. Bake at 350 degrees for 10 minutes.
1 - 14 oz. package Kraft caramels
1 - 5 ounce can evaporated milk
1 cup chopped pecans
2 - 8 ounce packages cream cheese
1/2 cup sugar
1 teaspoon vanilla
2 eggs
1/2 cup semi-sweet chocolate morsels, melted
In a saucepan, melt caramels and milk over low heat, stirring frequently until smooth. Pour over crust. Top with pecans. Combine cream cheese, sugar, and vanilla at medium speed until well-blended. Add eggs, one at a time, mixing well after each addition. Blend in chocolate; pour over pecans. Bake at 350 degrees for 40 minutes. Loosen cake from rim of pan; cool before removing rim of pan. Garnish with shipped cream and addition finely chopped pecans, if desired.
"If you had a school for professional fireworks people, I don't think you could cover fuses in just one class. It's just too rich a subject."
Jack Handey
3 comments:
Okay, I have to ask...who is Joey Chitwood? Even though I don't know, I can still hear Maw-Maw saying it. :)
Thank you for Landon's book! My how he loves "This Little Light of Mine." I took a picture of him "reading" it (and by reading I mean speaking gibberish and turning the pages) and will send them soon. I also enjoyed the bridal expo reading. I think I recognized some fine lookin' folk in there. :)
I think Maw-Maw and Paw-Paw updated the saying in the late
1980's by inserting Mario Andretti when commenting on my driving :)
What ever happened to that flower girl dress?? I recall still trying to stuff myself into it circa 1995...
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